Deco used to be a quiet boy. One day he was watching TV5 and this naked bird came on the screen, Shero said, 'awe that's disgusting, how can you watch that'. All young Deco was interested in was playing football. But when Shero started school all that was to change. His first year was great, his grade's were the highest in the class, until he met a guy called CHESTER. The man who changed his life. First it was drink, then smokes, then hash, now look at him... what have you done Chester? He was 'Gods gift to men'. He got through school easily by 'bumming people in the jaxx all day', wiping shit on Mr Avory's carpet and the one nobody could forget, drinking Dutch Gold in Mr Lawler's class.

Where Deco came from nobody knows. His mother Sulo is a nice woman she power walks everywhere and is currently the fastest women in Ireland. Johnny the father or as people know him 'The Gardener' is also a quite man and keeps to himself. Gary is a smart guy he got 550 point's in his leaving but at times you can see that they're brothers. He did fall asleep on the floor while waiting for chicken burgers to cook. His three sisters are smart girls and are all doing well. So where does this leave us? Where did he come from? He's nothing like his family, maybe the 'pods' got him? Deco later got a dog called nifty, who is the only one he can relate to because he is also fucked up. I don't even think it's a dog!

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In his own words

"I describe myself as a bo-day-sushly camp guy, I`m fond of the dick, I love just being warm... I mean I love just sucking dick man. I don`t have anything man, except a pedicure. The way it is I see myself as a dynamo chararistic of a sexual being. The leaving cert is all about good looks".

This picture shows exactly how gay Deco is, look at that pose, as gay as gay can be, lovely...