Deco Baby

Like most people Deco started off as a baby... with a dodgy hair cut!

Deco Child

Deco matured quickly, into a fine young stalion. He discovered the greatness of alcohol

Deco Today

Now he works in Dunnes, walks the halls of UCD (don't ask how) and is as gay as ever

Deco Black

Deco got a negro plasty to satisfy the women (Once you go black you never go back!)

Deco Woman/Karen Smith?

And for the men he traveled to Brazil got his penis inverted and became a woman, just for those MEN.

Deco Old

The alcohol finally killed him... When he was struck by an articulated Guinness truck